Last Word for Hammy

I found my hamster- Hammy dead this morning. Ok, got to admit i am not a sentimental person. I didn't cried, not sad at all maybe a little missing him, and i threw it down the bin.

Sorry Hammy, maybe this is cruel or something. Anyway i threw you down already i cannot do anything about it now though. Hmm... i know there isn't any heaven for you or anything but if there is i hope Hammy 1 will be waiting for you there. You two are brothers so should somehow learn to be like one. Maybe he do left you here to survive on your own n the feelings of being left behind is painful but you live it through to now, bravely. Maybe you hate him to the moment you died but it time to let go. YOU ARE WITH HIM NOW, BE HAPPY. If there is really a heaven for hamsters, i hope you will find a lovely gal and married. Be a good father, good husband and dun eat too much until there is no food left in heaven. DUN TRY SHORT GUN. You are once my pet, so muz be a nice gentleman. Be a virgin till you are married. Have a nice journey. BYE BYE. will once in a while miss you.